LOCATIONS EXAMINED
3 of 12 — top / median / bottom by TTM collections
Six weeks. Three locations examined, the call center for a week, your last four board decks read. Every number below carries its method and its confidence. This document contains no recommendations — the Diagnosis is a separate document.
LOCATIONS EXAMINED
3 of 12 — top / median / bottom by TTM collections
CALL-CENTER SIT
Wk 3 · 5 business days · 412 calls scored
BOARD DECKS READ
4 · Q3 '25 — Q2 '26
DEFINITIONS
Frozen 6-26 · retest (Rx 04) reuses these instruments
VITALS — DAY-0 READINGS · METHOD · CONFIDENCE
NEW PATIENTS / MO
241
blended, 12 locations · trailing-3-mo avg
METHOD
PMS new-patient flag, deduplicated by person not by chart; cross-derived from call log + booking log (variance 2.1% — within tolerance).
CONFIDENCE
HIGHtwo independent derivations agree
REVENUE (COLLECTIONS) / MO
$1.31M
collections basis, net of contractual adj.
METHOD
PMS posted collections tied to GL line 4000 (patient revenue) net of 4100 (contractual adjustments). Production basis reported separately in workpapers.
CONFIDENCE
HIGHreconciles to the GL within 0.4%
NP ACQUISITION COST
$246
fully loaded — media + fees + tools
METHOD
12-mo marketing spend rebuilt from GL + vendor invoices (not the ad dashboards) ÷ NP count. Board decks reported $118 — media-only, excluding fees and tools.
CONFIDENCE
MODERATEone vendor's invoices incomplete for 2 of 12 months
SOURCE ATTRIBUTION COVERAGE
2 of 12
channels traceable end-to-end, click to chair
METHOD
Census of every channel receiving spend or effort; a channel counts as attributed only if a booked patient can be traced to it end-to-end in a system the client owns.
CONFIDENCE
HIGHcensus is exhaustive; the gap is the finding
ANSWER RATE, PER DESK
78%
blended · range 68 – 96% across desks
METHOD
Phone-system logs, 12 mo, all lines; verified against the wk-3 sit-week hand count (412 calls). Per-desk table, sheet 2. After-hours calls counted as unanswered — that is when patients book.
CONFIDENCE
HIGHlog data matches sit-week observation
BOOKING RATE, PER DESK
34%
of answered new-patient opportunity calls
METHOD
Sit-week sample scored on the intake rubric (answered → offer made → booked), two scorers, 96% agreement. One week is a sample, not a season — flagged accordingly.
CONFIDENCE
MODERATEsingle-week sample; rubric now instrumented for continuous read
NO-SHOW RATE
16%
of scheduled appointments · trailing 3 mo
METHOD
PMS appointment statuses. Two locations mark late cancels as no-shows, one does not — definitions frozen going forward; historical read carries that noise.
CONFIDENCE
LOWinconsistent historical status discipline across locations
| DESK | CALLS IN | ANSWERED | ANSWER RATE | OFFER MADE | BOOKED | BOOKING RATE |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| North — 04 (top) | 147 | 141 | 96% | 88% | 62 | 44% |
| Central — 01 (median) | 139 | 118 | 85% | 71% | 41 | 35% |
| Riverside — 09 (bottom) | 126 | 86 | 68% | 52% | 19 | 22% · flagged — Tue/Thu lunch coverage |
SUBJECTIVE — WHAT LEADERSHIP REPORTS
"Marketing works but growth has flattened; the board sees rising spend and flat new-patient volume. Nobody trusts the marketing slide."
OBJECTIVE — WHAT THE INSTRUMENTS READ
Volume is not the problem: demand reaching the phones grew 11% YoY. 2 of 12 channels are attributable; fully-loaded NP cost is $246, not the $118 the board decks carry; the bottom-quartile desks answer 68% and book 22%. The board steers by numbers no operational system can reproduce.
ASSESSMENT
The practice buys demand it then measures with instruments that cannot see it, and hands it to desks that convert at half the rate of its own best location. The variance between desks is larger than the variance between marketing channels.
PLAN
Deferred — by design. Diagnosis (Rx 02) follows as one document: bottleneck, theory of constraint, ranked changes, go / no-go. We do not write a deck of our own.
WHAT YOU KEEP EITHER WAY — WHETHER OR NOT WE EVER WORK TOGETHER AGAIN
FAQ Q.10, kept literally: "You keep the baseline reading and the instrumentation either way."
NO RECOMMENDATIONS APPEAR IN THIS DOCUMENT. ANY SENTENCE THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE IS A DEFECT — REPORT IT AND WE WILL STRIKE IT.
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